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Any midgets wanna be involved in a horrible idea? Text from post edited for brevity and clarity : Looking for midgets to come and harass my biochemistry teacher.

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The goal is to make him feel uncomfortable and essentially ruin his morning. The goal is to rock his reality, mentally.

Requirements: you need to be dominant, assertive and know how to control a person. You'll get a bonus if you show up in a thong on something completely ridiculous.

As a casual dater you don't have to worry about the commitments of having a steady partner. You are free to do as you please and not answer to anyone.

A nice bonus will be given if you get you and your midget friends to run circles around him while another tries to pull his laptop bag away from him. Rich kids have no imagination. First off, they're not midgets, they prefer to be called "Little People.

Come on, why don't you just shit in a cup and hide it in his desk, at least that's cheaper and more original.

Disclaimer: Don't do that. Rub my beard Text from post edited for brevity and clarity : My beard needs some attention!

Looking for someone friendly to stroke my hairs. Just a bit of beard fondling, nothing sexual. I have hopes that attention from a female, will increase growth rate!

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Will send pics to serious applicants. Look, beard or not, you can't say "fondling" without implications of sex.

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Please assassinate my boyfriend's lizards. Text from post edited for brevity and clarity : Boyfriend is showing too much interest in pet Bearded Dragon Lizards.

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Is now attempting to breed them. Need them to disappear ASAP. Please help.

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Want them "gone" by tomorrow morning. He will be out of the house from am - am.

for address to home. But why hire a hitman? Why not just sell the lizards, or give them away? There must be too many to handle God damn, that movie is awful.

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Any lady cosplayers wanna smoke some weed?! Text from post edited for brevity and clarity : Hey whats up ladies?!

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I'm visiting here from Denver for the FanExpo, brought some awesome Denver medical goodies with me and I have nobody to share them with! Would love to get together with some friendly folks and puff down and get ready for the final day tomorrow!!

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Hit me up, lets get blazed!! And I'm not bad looking so you cant lose! Nice try.

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I want to bang Deadpool. Text from post edited for brevity and clarity : You love having pictures taken I'd like to take some with you.

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Let me know. You were in an awesome Deadpool costume.

Let's take pictures in and out of it. Thanks for bring it all back to it's roots.

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